Stupid People in Miami Can't Park

I went to Target today and was trapped between 2 retards that don't know how to park!! the one on the right was decently ok, because they were already there before I parked, so i was able to kind of give myself some distance. But the ones on my left arrived AFTER i parked so i had no choice!! Well, as you may or may not know, i have an SUV (Ford Escape), so getting out of a tight spot is not really easy when the 2 people next to you don't know how to park!! Anywho, my PMS side must be out today because pretty much everything is getting on my nerves!! SOOO, i decided to leave a note on their windshield saying  "SERIOUSLY, LEARN HOW TO PARK!"
Which brings me to the point of this particular post... i want to create a flyer that I can print out and keep in my car and place on cars of stupid people that park too close!! What do you guys think?? PS, if you guys have any images I can use for the flyer, I'd love to see them!!

OMG! so I was looking for an image to use for this post, and there is actually a website that is specifically for what i wanted!! it is called You Park Like an Asshole .... They have flyers that you can print out and place on the cars that piss you off!! They are a little bit plain though so I think i am just going to make my own!

So neither of these are my cars but i found the picture online and that's how it felt leaving Target!

Anyways, END OF RANT!

Jennifer Dalia

Reasons Why Nursing School Sucks

As per request of Debbie, I am posting reasons why nursing school sucks, besides the obvious, that i am essentially kicked out for 6 months until i can return to Cardio class in August! I found these lists online and they are sooo true!!

Instructors don't have a clue.
Most instructors are unrealistic demanding psychopaths.
Most instructors are total dumbasses.
Nursing school equals weight gain.
 Two more classes of hell left!
 The Nursing Program is not realistic to the real world.
 Instructors stuck in dark ages of practice.
 Nursing school equals homicide and/or suicide.
 It just sucks.
 If you drop out now then no research project to do.
 It still sucks.
 Class-mates are idiots.
 Nursing school decreases sexual relations.
 Nursing Diagnoses are just a joke.
 Care plans are unrealistic.
 Instructors don't live in the "real world."
 Instructors cannot teach.
 It is a f*cking waste of time.
Once you graduate, you don't use most of what you learned.

My Food Blog

Ok, so I haven't loaded any videos yet on this page but I hope to start loading videos soon, within the next few weeks. If there are any requests for any restaurants/meals let me know and I will film them!
http://www.youtube.com/user/YummyFoodReview

Netflix

SOOOO... i have 83 movies in my queue for Netflix. and I currently have my account on hold because I didn't want to spend $15 a month on it when I'm so broke! but now I have so much free time I'm really considering re-opening my account. On top of that, Annette got me hooked on Roswell, so I really want to start watching that now too!! PS any good movies that I should add on to my queue??

Lilly Baby

So i figured my first post should be about something that I love MOST!!! And that is my baby, Lilly.... She is currently 3 years old and still thinks she is a little baby!! She is an Italian Greyhound mixed with Poodle. Wierd mix, I know, but didnt she come out so cute?! Lilly is good at many things: eating, sleeping, barking, asking for food while you're eating, and giving me plenty of WTF looks when I do something crazy to her. Anyways, not much else to write about her, other then I love her WAY to much to be normal. If anyone has a cure to this illness of Puppy Love then please let me know!
TTYL,
Jennifer Dalia